Humour is never far away!

One thing you cannot fail to smile about in the UK is the quick wit of some.

These caught my attention recently;

“I agree with Sir Bruce Forsyth’s views on Britain’s Got Talent subjecting children to stress and disappointment.

Didn’t he do well. Nice to tell them, to tell them nice”.

 – Graham Bridle

A new title given to HMRC by a Daily Mail reader – Anon

Help Multinationals Retain Cash

Expect a visit Mr Anon.

Listening to Barnsley’s finest Senior Citizens is a source of good humour.

A group pondering how it’s possible to kidnap and hold Women in America against their will for a decade with no-one noticing, one elderly Gent provided a perspective:

“Ten years, Ten years! It would have taken the curtain twitchers in my street Ten minutes to work it out. They’re so cheeky they come across the street and ask you to open your curtains wider so they can see the TV better!”

A Grandma waiting for a Bus with her Grandson told him to remember he was to say he was only 4 if asked, to avoid paying.

The Driver, trying to be attentive asked him how old he was and was told 4.

“That’s great” said the Driver – when will you be 5?”

“As soon as I get off this Bus”, came the reply.

FA Director of Football, Sir Trevor Brooking tells us it will take us 10 years to catch up with the highly regarded German Youth Policy.

Martin Samuel then records our Trev has been nine and a half years in his role!

No doubt he is also confident England will win the next World Cup in Brazil.

He should know best!