Sunday, 10 March 2013

Lets be "aving" you....


Whenever someone stands in front of me, hands me a group photo and asks “see if you can find me?” I hesitate.
The truth is I never get it right.
It’s a bit like someone asking “guess my age?”
They look 40 but you plump for 35 to be safe, only to be told they are 30!
What bothers me is that I can spot someone wearing odd socks five miles away...so why can’t I pick out a face on a photo!
It’s bound to be something to do with a Mans brain because Women get it right first time, every time.
Before you Women get too smug though don’t forget a Mans brain can deal perfectly with reverse parking.
I have tried so many times to hand this group photo of me to people for them to fail to find me that I have given up.
Man, Woman or Child they get it straight away.
It’s apparently because I have a trademark.
Apparently a mischievous smile gives me away!
Typical.
Of all the reasons to stand out in a crowd....a mischievous smile is not high on my list of priorities!
If you can’t find me please let me know.
There must be someone like me!

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